Happy Birthday too MEEE!! BAHHH HUMBUG

                     

Welll yesterday was my Birthday..Did I have fun you aske? Did I enjoy my day you may be thinking?.... Well my day did not go as good as I would have hoped. I wouldnt exactly say that I enjoyed it. Could it have been because I am getting older and that idea just freaks me out...UMMM POSSIBLY....But alas I shall not place all the blame on that reason.  Hell at least I have another year left till I am officially out of my twenties..then thats when all hell breaks loose LOL..... It't not like I dont already look and feel old..I got more gray hairs on my head than I have on my ass(did that make sense)lol......But once again I can not say that my day went downhill because of that. The day started off as any other. I woke up early to get the kiddies ready for school. You would think that they would act like little angels because its supposed to be Mommie's special day.... These little selfish buggers  OOps I mean these lovely children figured that the best gift to give is an earful of them lhating(or in their way loving each other). Aren't children the best.? Finally their littles behind were out of the house and I could enjoy some peace and quiet right??? WRONG!!!! My Tranquility was interrupted by the sound of an Elephant farting in the basment..OK So it wasnt really an Elephant, But shit it might as well have been....The noise was coming from one of those drilling the ground thingys( I dont know what you call them, Hey I never claimed to be a demo girl).Well there goes my lil fantasy of cuddling up under the blankets so that I could dream that I was turning 16 again. OOOOOO so most of you are wondering about my little breakfast date that I talked about in one of my past entries....For those of you who are just joining in now...Let me recap..Well Mr Ben invited me to one of my favorite restuarants IHOP(hey I'm an inexpensive chick). LOL.... Wellllll why was I sitting home then wishing I could jump back into bed?? Because Ben;s stupid job messed up on his pay check and his pay check didnt come on Thursday like it was supposed to. So my lil Ihop date was thrown out the window. Needless to say I was very bitchy because of this.... Dont get my hopes up just to leave me a rumbling tummy. LOL... So I ended up sitting down on my sofa to watch reruns of Maury and all those other idiots on TV. Eventually Mr Sandbags came to visist and I fell asleep drowning out the sound of music downstairs. I dreamed I was in Ihop biting into one of those delicious moist pancales with all that maplely syrup running down my chin.... SRRRYY for the picture that you cant get out of your head now LOL... Well I woke up with nothing in my mouth but some nasty saliva(thank goodness that was all that was in there because Ben wouldve been in the hospital right now, with doctors asking him if he knew where the other half was LMAO) ... After my lil nap I figured let me get my ass in the shower.... I took my shower got out, got dressed. Come to find out I have no more Gel for my hair! You do not want to see me without my Gel on LOL... SOOO what else could I do but pull it all back... I now had a head full of frizzy hair... Looked like I got electricuted...WOW what a good look to have on your birthday! I was hoping I could look like this              Instead I looked like this  LOL..Ok not that bad but something close to it!..  Yea right not this Birthday, No happiness here yet. I do have to admit Ben did try to cheer me up, But I just wasnt in the cheery spirit. My mother ended up calling me to see if I wanted to go with her to Target to pick up my gift. I had asked her for a printer. SO I said Ok. I felt kind of bad because I wanted to spend my birthday all day with Ben . OOO yea his job ended up calling him at 2:00pm that his check came in... So he went and got it and before I left with my mom he gave me 100.00 to buy myself something.  So we get to Target.... OMG I never should have decided to go anywhere with my mother and sister! I felt like I had to be the referee between the both of them. My lil sister decided that she wanted to look cute so she wsa wearing theWicked Witch of the West's shoes and they were now tearing up her feet. For some reason she blamed this on my mother LOL..You gotta love teenages! ANyway Target did not have anything that we were looking for. My mother is known as being a cheapskate..Srry mother but its true... So I had to painstakingly convince her that the printer that Target had for 39.99 was not good at all. She didnt care if the shit would have fell apart the next day as long as she saved a couple of bucks!So she finally understood that it would be better to keep on looking. So our next was Circuit City...Nothing there...well nothing within her price range LOL... So I said lets take a break searching for a printer for now. I wanted to stop by Old Navy. I figured I could get some jeans and some blouses that I desperately need. WEELLL why is that when we ladies have no money we see everything our little hearts desire and most of the shit is on sale...bUT then when we actually have money to spend all that wonderful stuff is nowhere to be found and things ARE NOT ON SALE! Just last week I was in Old Navy and I seen plenty of things that I wanted... I promised that when I did get some money I would come back and pick them up. Well the freaking Jeans and Shirts must have not had faith in my promises because LO and BEHOLD they were GONE! So needless to say I got everyday mommy wear..Yea thats right I found the perfect velour sweat pants LMAO....Hey at least I'll be comfy though I doubt comfy is going to earn me points in the sexy department           .... Whatcha gonna do huh?? So next stop was Office Max... My sister toes must look like balls right now because she is yelling her head off about how much they are killing her..... POOR BABY but she was the one who wanted to look cute shopping. Maybe now she'll learn her lesson                 I seriously doubt it though! I managed to find a printer....Once again there was an issue with my mother       ..There was a printer on sale for 69.99 .it was a nice printer..what was the catch....Well it was refurbished... I wasnt too keen of the idea of getting a refurbished printer... But like I said she's is what she is. So she tried to talk me into getting it. Finally I was like Ok whatever! So I told her to purchase the extra warranty with it. She agreed. So there we are standing on line when a man comes to us and says"UHH you ladies know that the printer is refurbished, You do know what refurbished means right?" UHHH DUHHH idiot yes we do know... So then another man who was also on line decides to but into the conversation and asks"Well how much is the difference between the new one and this one.??" I told him it was about a 30.00 dollar difference. I also tell him that we are getting the warranty. Well he says "Well you do know that that is a lil close in price for that you should get the new one". OK Smart ASS I totally understand what you mean but it is not my money. Well I look at my mother and I am like "You know what I am just going to go get the brand new one and I'll just tell Ben to give you the 20.00 when we get home. She throws a lil fit right there in the middle of the line...             ..OH MY GOD let the floors open up and suck me into the deep bowels of the earth.... I just step away and get the other printer. She has no choice but to pay for it. At this point I want to get as far away from her and my sister as possible! I say it's time to go home NOW!

Mind throughout the whole day I am dropping hints that I want a birthday cake. I know I'm not a little girl anymore but it's I want a birthday cake DAMMIT! LOL I know I am being a brat... So I tell my mothr nonchalantley that noone has bought me a cake. HEr reponse is Well go buy one.... Ok so I should buy my own cake HOW NICE....then she says Tell your man to buy you one.. Now where in the hell is Ben going to find a bakery around my way and he also has the kids. Anyway so I get myself used to the idea that I will not be having a cake. (the cake was actually more for the kids than myself I wanted them to be able to sing the Happy Birthday song)...ALL the way home I am hearing nothing but whining and complaining about how the 2 princesses are hungry. Mom has the nerve to ask if I am going to cook??? UMM wasnt it supposed to be my day..... Well we pass a supermarkey and my mom ask OHH do you want to get a cake from here??? OHH well beggars cant be choosy right?? SO I ended up getting an Entermanns Cake for my birthday.... At least I got to pick it out LOL... I ended up going home and cooking..... Yea I know I am sucker...After that Ben put 1 candle on the cake(I think that was the best part of the day LOL I got to be 1 yrs old even if it was fake)We had cake and ice cream.... My other sister bought me some nice flowers. And that was the end of that! What a Day huh?? NOw ask me again?? HOw was my Birthday??.......                 I did get to spend some quality time with Ben and YESSS we did use one of his coupons but thats our business OK.........LMAO...So there you have it... YOU ASKED FOR IT.... I told you I would update! Bet you never thought my update would be this dammm long right HAHAHAHAH WELL I had to suffer so you gals have to suffer with me.... That's it ...get out of here..go read someone else's journal .... Take Care..Will be back later.....