TOOO FUNNNY...Beware some may find offensive...No offense intended though!!

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Better if you read them out loud, or they may not make much sense)   ENGLISH WAY CHINESE WAY That's not right. Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man. Dum Fuk Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift. Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here. Wao So Dim I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone. No Pah King Staying out of sight. Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu Great! Fa Kin Su Pah What's up! Wa Sa Pen Ing For the losers who didn't get it. Yu fa kin dum